On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

One Amazing G-spot orgasm!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the nineth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Nine Naughty Nighties
Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Ten sexy stories
Nine Naughty Nighties
Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Eleven happy harlots
Ten sexy stories
Nine Naughty Nighties
Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the twelvth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Twelve Energetic Lovers
Eleven happy harlots
Ten sexy stories
Nine Naughty Nighties
Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

One unused condom.

on the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

Two cans of whip creme
one unused condom

on the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three long stemmed roses
Two cans of whip creme
one unused condom