scotzoidman---Evertime; that I am about to say:"Screw it all."I
read one of your jokes and realise that life is not to be taken;
seriously. Irish
P.S.Maybe thats what pixies is!A reminder!

Irish
 

Glad my sometimes lame attempts at humor are helping someone...
Always thought it was someone of irish extraction that said, "don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive anyway"

Scotch-Irish Man;)

i have a few words from George Carlin, just a few lines that i remember from some of his comedy act

"Its like my Grandpa always used to say, I'm gonna go up stairs and Fuck your Grandma"


and

"I believe it was my 4th grade teacher who once said, You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a Cocksucker from Guatemala, my mistake i think it was someone else"

Subject: THE DRUNK

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.

About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's
wiener is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his
crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out,
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO..


:whiteghos

Just got this one.

So true.....LOL

Masochism
 

For those who strive in vain,

Puff
 

Has the wind left our sails or has the honour roll of

Picturites thinned below viability?

Diva, Suggest maybe closing the thread at 700.

Meantime for those overdosing on Pixies visually,

a test.

Test
I see 35!Some people probably only see white dots. Irish

I just bought this company...looking for workers now...anybody want to apply for the nob..errrrr....I mean job!!!!! :D :D ;) :p

Dusty
 

Diva

I am sooooooo dusty.

Sit on my knee for 700 and I'll lend you the polishing cloth.

Diva, I believe there's a pharmacy opening near you..or me hopefully...

Don't know if I've posted this before, think maybe not.

If I have, send abuse notes taped to bottles of Butterscotch

Schnapps to Oldfart, c/o GPO, Darwin NT Australia.

Ta.

Uuuuhhhh... hold the tackle...

Bet they have to hose down the pavement every a.m.