Thanks ((((Irish))))

Last one for today....for all you bdsm lover's....LOL.. :D :D

OMG!! Call the National Security!! :D :D

Yes sir eeeeeeee....I couldn't agree more with this one!!! :D

Santa theme
 

To continue with LoveDiva4u's theme. Rudolph encounters the home guard.

Santa theme
 

Rebellion in Santa's work shop.

Santa theme
 

Have you been good or really bad??

Santa theme
 

Santa should watch what he eats before he goes on his deliviers.

Diva-
I just want to be certain we are always in the same time zone!!
:) :p :D

Panty...always...got the time??? LOL

Now this one gives a new meaning to Finger lickin' Good!! :D :D

A New Drink
 

Bailey's & Lime

Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

(Try it it works!!!) :D :D ;)

Diva
 

Confusion

I thought you said you liked that.

need for revenge?

A little Christmas cheer...