A slipper, there'd be less chance of stepping in doggy-do.

Lead singer or the drummer.

drummer


Poet or playwrite.

Poet

Pilot or train engineer?

Pilot

Heart Surgeon or Brain Surgeon?

Heart


Statesman or Politician?

Statesman. I don't think you have to be as crooked to be a statesman.

... a Koala or a Plataypus

Koala :lurv:

Snake or penguin?

A penguin

Horse trainer or jockey?

Horse trainer :shrug:

Corn or wheat farmer?

Corn farmer.

Spider or bee?

Bee

Honey or jelly

Honey

Police person or Security Guard?

Security Guard

Student or Teacher?

Teacher

Clown or comedian?

Clown beside I'm shy of speaking in front of people but I don't might being an idiot.

Acrobat or juggler?

Acrobat (cuz' that'd mean these ol' bones would have to be more limber again :) )

Swimsuit or skinny-dip

Skinny-dip

Tickler or Ticklee?

Tickler

On top or on the bottom?

** BUMP **

Where's the ALL OF THE ABOVE choice. Oops ... my question. :(

Normally top.

Which is better: Oral or vaginal sex?

I want to be an oral sex. :confused:

Hey...it works for me! :p



Ice Cream Tester or Beer Taster?

Sorry, WI, I kind of missed the "I want to be a ... "

Anyway, I want to be a "beer taster."

Porn film star or a mainstream movie extra

Is ok...I kinda do wanna be oral sex. :p

Though I'd prefer to be a movie extra than a porn star. Less chance of performance anxiety.


Would you rather be a homicide detective or a forensic examiner?

Between the two ... I guess a homicide detective although neither sound especially good to me.

Would you rather be an airplane pilot or a railway engineer?

Railway Engineer, I think. Slightly more room for error.

Ladies Shoe Salesperson or Bra Fitter?

Salesperson.. would get slapped too often as a bra fitter!

Would you rather be an Entomologist or Herpetologist?

Hmmm ... insects or reptiles. Guess I'd rather be an Entomologist and study insects. More of them in my yard than reptiles and so I won't have to drive anywhere. :D

Would you be a fireman or policeman?

Policeman


I want to be: a vibrator tester or a cameraman filming it.

If the testing is a solo activity, then I'd rather be the cameraman

Would you rather be a traffic cop or a meter reader?

Meter reader more chance of violence.


I want to be: Car or furniture salesman.

Car salesman. I notice a lot of them driving new cars with dealer plates. :)

I want to be: a porn photographer or a porn actor or actress.

Porn photographer


I want to be a ghost buster or Department of environmental protection agent

Ghost Buster

I want to be a electronic news anchor person or a newspaper reporter

Newspaper reporter

Bartender or Erotic dancer?

I'm sixty, not a big call out for exotic dancers, so bartender it shall be!

Police or Private Investigator

Private Investigator ... Magnum drove a Ferrari and always had the pretty gals. So did Mike Hammer and, really, most of the TV PI's. :D

Beetle Bailey or Sarge?

LOL Sarge I guess!


Who would you rather be...

a pilot or a ship captain

Pilot

WWYRB - Cleaner or Janitor?

cleaner

Who would you rather be...

a photographer for National Geographic or Vogue Magazine

National Geographic for sure!

WWYRB -

Jockey or Strapper?

I guess I'll be a jockey since I'm not sure what a strapper is. :confused:

WWYRB: Store clerk or door-to-door salesman?