This has been posted before, but now there are additions!
Counting Calories

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years old............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years old............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years old............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years old............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................. Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife/husband knocking at the door....3521 Calories!

new game
 

Who wants to play? mefirstmefirst!

LOL....too funny!!! :D

I want this bath toy for xmas........please!!!! :D :D

If I give you one for Xmas, can I have video of you

changing the batteries?

500
 

500 for diva

This piercing thing,, a warning

Talk about an ugly pin cushion!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!

Thanks Oldfart!!! :D ;)

How to please one another... :D

Gee Diva,you make us men seem so shallow,hehehe:D :D
true but bad;) lol

LOL. BigBob....I am only stating the facts!!!! :D :D

But sometimes...we ladies do have the upper hand!!!! :p :D

I was going to put this one under the "How often you masturbate thread"......LOL... :D :D ;)

Which condom is right for you???
 

Nike condoms:Just do it!
Toyota condoms:Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms:You got the right one baby! Uh huh!
Pringles condoms:Once you pop.... You can't stop!
Mentos condoms:The freshmaker!
Secret condoms:Strong enough for a man, made for a woman. Chevy condoms:Like a rock!
New York lotto condoms:Cause hey.....ya never know.
KFC condoms:Finger lickin good!
Coca Cola condoms:The real thing!
Lays condoms:Betcha cant have just one.
Ruffles condoms:Get your own bag!
Campbell soup condoms: Mmm Mmm better!
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty condoms:The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condoms: It keeps going and going....
Taco Bell condoms:Make a run for the border!
MCI condoms:For friends and family.
7up condoms:Make 7 up yours!
Doublemint condoms: Double your pleasure Double your fun!
Delta condoms: Delta is ready when you are!
Toyota condoms:I love whatcha do for me!
McDonalds condoms:Have you had your break today?
McDonalds condoms:Would you like that SUPER SIZED?
And Diva don't wear condoms! :D :D ;)

Re: how to please
 

Just cuz men are easy to work with doesn't mean we're shallow... hey, for me, you don't even hafta bring beer!

Play us a dong of the Piano Man
 

LADIES....YOU JUST HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


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Wonder if any of the Pixie Men can do this???? :D :D ;)