Sooooo this is how the rumors start!!!!! :D :D ;)

Wish I was working there!!! :p

The joys of new found love.....heehee :D

Box Lunch!!!! :D :D

Dear Abby,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.

Signed Frustrated

Dear Frustrated:

You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore. :D :D :D :D

Pix’s Happy Meals
 

Look at how fortunate we are to have HAPP MEALS cum in so many wonderful flavors!!! :) :)

We have Diva, Sharniqua, Leigh, Maggs, Krista, Dixy, only to mention a few.
Everything is OhSOGood and served by our SexyGirl waitress to your table with TigerLily flowers.
Be sure to catch our CherryBomb desert menu and check out the BluStar specials!! And our COMBO meals could kill you!!! (Yaaaah, what a way to go):D :D :D





Don't even ask why I have a silky napkin!!!!! :p :p :p

LMAO Pantyfanatic!!!!!

That was an excellent description!!!! :D :D :D I wish I would have thought of saying that!!!!!! :p :p :D

I wish you would have to.

I don't want to have to tell people about it........I want to be FIRST in line!!

And don't forget to check out our special Ladies' menu...

LMAO Pantyfanatic!!!!! That was GREAT!!

Oh Diva how is that new JOB?

I seen those.
 

I have seen those pastas before. I even seen the breast pasta for men, too.

"TWO-COW EXPLANATION"
 

THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...


A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to
your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you
to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then
take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel
righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the
milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to
the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who
has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull,
and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them
both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the
milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops
dead.
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Sounds about right don't it?

Another One
 

Now you know why they need so many four legged critters.:D

Problem solving
 

This is another self-help posting for our Pixie's friends.

It is a terrible thing and this may be of assistance.

Community Service Announcement #2

Now this is the perfect place for me :D :D ;)

Now if I could only find it!!! :p :p:p:p