A: If we can agree that sanctity means state of being holy or sacred, or characterizing holiness or godliness, then I might question a bit the wisdom of “protecting” that state through legislation.


Q: Is it true that we are better off for the elections?

A very recent polling indickates that most are better ON an erection. This study includes but is not limited to a 50% margarine of error.


Should a national program involving driving backwards one day per week be instilled to remind people that hindsight is a very important part of moving forward?

A: Hindsight is all very well and good, but we need to be moving forward, not looking backward.

Q: Now that you've won the election for Chief Executive Perv, what will your administration do during your first 100 days in office?

A: My ministrations will most definately be hands-on, with diligent attention paid to those under me.


Q: On the topic of a creamy cunny...should a mandatory clean-up order be issued? And how exactly would that interact with a Brownfields site?

Cleanup should be conducted every place cleanup is needed. Maybe twice, just to make sure. ;)


How do you feel about the Toys for Hotties Christmas drive?

A: I think as long as the toys are probing in nature and hold the promise of deeply penetrating satifaction, then Toys for Hotties should be firmly supported in a straight and upright way.

Q: Should there be a curfew for teenagers?

Depends on whether you want them to be murderers and drunkards or not


Should people be able to vote for elections over the Internet?

The recent issues surrounding electronic voting are complex, and not easily resolved. At the core of the problems is the trust factor. Until we have a verifiable, paper internet, electronic voting is too subject to fraud and abuse.



What about you, the person? How do you best serve the voters' sex lives?

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A: I'm proposing a new piece of legislation I'm calling the "A Work And PlAy From hOme (AWAPAFO)" initiative to reduce the need for so many vehicles on the roads.

Q: Should visual aids be provided for sex education classes in our schools?

Answer: I think they should have visual aids.

Question: Is there to much politically correctness?

ANSWER: Regarding political correctness, it's reassuring that seldom are politicians correct in anything they say.

QUESTION: Should free Photo IDs be provided to voters to be shown at elections to reduce the risk of voter fraud.

Answer: I feel you should have to produce a photo ID to vote.


Question: Should you be forced to have insurance if you can't afford it?

Answer: The simple solution is, if you can't afford insurance, don't get sick or have accidents.

Question: Should there be zoning laws?

Anatomical differences make it impossible to compare men's and women's erogenous zones, and regulation of these erogenous zones is a matter of private conscience.

What's your position on the issue of anti-PDA laws?

I don't think that there should be any regulations restricting people regarding what letters they are allowed to use. Some people may prefer P's, D's and A's rather than G's, R's or Q's. I may not like the letters you use, but I defend your right to use them. :boink:

How do you feel about supporting pork barrel projects?

I think the government needs to get a handle on their spending.



Are we alone in this universe?

No, we're not. There are lots of other websites that have people visiting them who have not yet visited or joined Pixies Place. We hope, however, that many of them will come to realization that life just doesn't seem complete without Pixies Place.

What is your position on nudity in public?

Don't mind it, but very unlikely to do it myself.

How do you feel about neighbors who have opinions about your landscaping and yard?

I believe the constitution guarentees that anyone who likes my yard's landscaping should be heard.

What is your position on teaching the Kama Sutra to kids in elementary school?

I only appeared to be smoking the Kama Sutra and the elementary school kids, but it doesn't count, because I didn't inhale.

Why do you feel that plowing a furrow of salt down the middle of Carthage was a good idea?

I think anything done to help keep the roads from getting slick from sleet and snow is worthwhile.

To avoid the risk of terrorist bombs on airplanes, should passengers and crew be required to fly nude?

Public nudity is already enforced by the TSA, so why shouldn't these scans be made part of the public record? They should be published weekly in the Federal Register, and as your elected leader, I'll not only appoint an Attorney General to work on the thorny issues of government endorsement of pornography. In fact, I'll appoint a task force to look into this issue immediately. Perhaps a pornography Czar should even be under consideration.

Now, onto the question of trout-whacking...

I don't believe it's in the government's interest to try and control when or how fish masturbate.

Should clothing stores be required to eliminate the practice of providing only "male" and "female" changing rooms and be required to also provide "couple" changing rooms?

I believe at least a couple of changing rooms should be provided.

Should morning coffee be provided by the government as a basic and fundamental right?