Answer: It is time to replace the short sighted, inconsistent policies of the other party with the balanced and carefully considered guidelines which I promise to implement after being elected..


Question: What is your position on monetary policy?[/QUOTE]

A - The more moderate pace of expansion and the stability in resource utilization, when coupled with less pressure from the prices of energy and other commodities, should contribute to an environment in which inflation expectations are contained and inflation edges lower. Moreover, ongoing solid gains in productivity should work to limit increases in unit labor costs.

That having been said, as the rate of increase decreases, or moderates for that matter, the sole purpose of accentuating the positive can only occur by eliminating the negative. But don't mess with Mister Inbetween. That's another discussion altogether. One that would definately warrent it's own focus group.


Q - Do elevated testosterone levels contribute to Global Warming?

Answer: Current research indicates that elevated testosterone does tend to “pump up” the amount of hot air in the atmosphere.


Question: What is your position on paid overtime?

answer: if you pay me overtime, i will assume any postion yowant me too ;)

question: why has the washing up not been done yet?

A - Studies such as that conducuted by The European Institute of Cleanliness make it absolutely clear that most are opposed to washing up of any kind and by whomsoever perpetrated. At the same time they believe that there is a serious imbalance and a calculated one-sidedness in the portrayal of this measure.

Q - Have DIY tv shows led to a shift away from off-white walls to vivid colors?

A. Political correctness has moved out of the beltway and into the lives of most Americans is one perspective on this cultural shift.

Q. Do you anticipate global consensus on the importance of preserving the snail darter species?

Answer: I propose that a Blue Ribbon commission assembled to determine how best to export the snail darters to other countries so that a truly global consensus for preserving this endangered species can be built.


Question: What is your position on eliminating elections altogether – on the basis that they get in the way of day to day living?

A - Americans have neither the time nor the ability to grasp the complexities of so many issues to make informed and educated decisions like this. That's why we are here. They trust us to handle things so they don't have to. It's my belief that the way of the future will eliminate the need for citizens to vote altogether. Let us make these decisions. Let us do the job you put us here for!

Q - Are powdered wigs making a comeback?

Answer: The Powdered Whig Party has always taken a principled position on both curds and whey.



Question: What can be done about all that litter?

A: Some have proposed bigger litter boxes, but while my research isn't complete yet, I'm thinking corks offer one possible alternative.

Q: What is your position on mass transit?

A - Being from Connecticut, and having spent a significant amount of that time in Danbury, I'm quick to quote Jefferson's 1802 Letter to Danbury Baptist Association in which he mentions "Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man & his god, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state." henceforth, it would be unconstitutional of me to endorse mass transit.

Q - Are you in favor of offering Historic Tax Credits?

A. The answer to this is relative. Those in my party would call them historic, but, being slow to grasp the significance of my proposals, the opposition will attempt to paint them in a negative light. It's unfortunate, but the other party is always slow to grasp the significance of important proposals.

Q. What is your position on public nudity?

Answer: Prone while there are no witnesses. Upright otherwise.



Question: What can be done to improve the lot of others?

A. Keeping the lot mowed and planting flowers can do a lot to improve the lots of others. It can even help your own lot.

Q. Do you consider your positions to be extreme?

Answer: A difficult question to answer correctly, as it depends upon what one means by the word “extreme”. Perhaps we could have a panel review the word and report back.



Question: How often should farmers rotate their crops?