Oldfart...you just made my morning!!!! LOL You are simply too much!!!


And M45.... I love going fishing!! Never know what type of worm I will use!!!!! :) :D

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Anyone have one just as active like this one :D???? [/QUOTE]

Welll Diva... I know you could make mine that active and more!!!!

MORE????? OMG!! This I gotta see!!!! ;) :D

i dont know if ppl here would liek this one but here goes

Can anyone guess what sperm think about on their journey???? :D

ROTFLMAO DIVA!!

Self sex!!

Yes sir..I think most of us men here at Pixies do that alot!

~~Amazing what goes on in a sauna full of men~~
 

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first
man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him curiously.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
a piece of toilet paper extending from his
rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

This is a fountain in Amsterdam, seems to get a lot of attention from the ladies...

Horse shopping
 

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse."How will I recognize him?" he asks.
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment,"
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella
up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty
mad at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally angry at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ta-ta, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing."Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

Irish-cam?
 

Irish,

Trust this naughty bloke wasn't you.

Just green with envy.

Moderation
 

Sadly, moderation is creeping up on us all.

a couple to get back at all the male jokes

the second one

Hey Prophet...............WHEN ;)

Better be before we get this old!! ;)