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gekkogecko 12-30-2004 12:05 AM

You say wait for you, baby, and I say let's call a taxi.

Pita 12-30-2004 12:15 AM

You say, "let's call a taxi," and I say "Let me get the number"

dicksbro 12-30-2004 07:10 PM

Use say, "Let me get the number," and I say, "Press 3 on the speed dial." :)

Pita 12-31-2004 08:32 AM

You say, "Press 3 on the speed dial." and I say, "You have obviously done this before."

gekkogecko 12-31-2004 07:53 PM

You say "You have obviously done this before", and I deny that there were any goats involved.

SuzyQ 12-31-2004 08:34 PM

You say there were no goats involved and I say what about sheep?

Pita 12-31-2004 11:29 PM

You say what about sheep and I say, "Ewwwwwww" :D

Studmuffin69 01-01-2005 10:52 AM

You say, "Ewwwwww" and I say, "Who's your famer?"

Pita 01-01-2005 03:23 PM

You say, "Who's your farmer?" and I say, "Come play with me in the hayloft."

Studmuffin69 01-02-2005 01:28 PM

You say, "Come play with me in the hayloft." and I say, "Let me get out of these overalls."

Pita 02-16-2005 06:26 PM

You say, "Let me get out of these overalls." and I say "Oh my what a BIG boy you are!"

Playful1 02-16-2005 08:03 PM

you say "Oh my what a BIG boy you are!" I say "Oh what a bad girl you've been"

Pita 02-16-2005 09:04 PM

You say, "Oh what a bad girl you've been" and I say "Maybe I should get a spanking then."

Playful1 02-16-2005 09:50 PM

You say "Maybe I should get a spanking then" and I say "You most definatly will"

Pita 02-17-2005 10:31 AM

You say, "You most definately will" and I say, "Ohhh Master your so good to me."

dicksbro 02-17-2005 10:40 AM

You say, "Ohhh Master your so good to me" and I say, "Jewels should always be carefully attended to."

gekkogecko 02-17-2005 08:46 PM

You say "Jewels should always be carefully attended to.", I say "I'll go polish my testicles, then".

nicole2309 02-18-2005 12:33 AM

you say "i'll go polish my testicles, then" and i say "why don't you let my mouth do the polishing for you"

dicksbro 02-23-2005 04:59 AM

You say "Why don't you let my mouth do the polishing for you" and I say, "Let your lips and tongue do the walking. :lust:"

Pita 02-23-2005 08:38 AM

You say, "Let your lips and tongue do the walking. " and I say, "Lay down and let me get busy."

dicksbro 02-23-2005 10:11 AM

You say, "Lay down and let me get busy," and I say, "There are many advantages to the sixty-nine position."

Playful1 02-23-2005 12:32 PM

You say "There are many advantages to the sixty-nine position." and I say "Well what are we waiting for then?"

Pita 02-23-2005 03:22 PM

You say, "Well what are we waiting for then?" and I say, "Were you wanting me to get naked so we can begin?"

dicksbro 02-23-2005 04:42 PM

You say, "Were you wanting me to get naked so we can begin" and I say, "I don't go the burlesque house to yell, 'Put it on!'!" :D

Pita 02-23-2005 09:19 PM

You say, "I don't go the burlesque house to yell, 'Put it on!'!" and I say, "Why go to a burlesque house when we can go to mine."

nicole2309 02-23-2005 09:49 PM

You say "Why go to a burlesque house when we can go to mine" and I say "Good point, what time should I be there & anything you want me to bring."

dicksbro 02-24-2005 03:31 AM

You say, "Good point, what time should I be there & anything you want me to bring," and I say, "Having you there, what more could a guy want?"

Pita 02-24-2005 03:10 PM

You say, "Having you there, what more could a guy want?" and I say, " I could bring along some of my girlfriends if you would like."

dicksbro 02-24-2005 03:50 PM

You say, "I could bring along some of my girlfriends if you would like," and I say, "Why wish for a a taste of honey when you can wish for a hive of honey. :lust:"

Pita 02-24-2005 04:00 PM

You say, "Why wish for a taste of honey when you can wish for a hive of honey." and I say, "How would you like that honey smeared over your hot body then licked off with our tongues?"

dicksbro 02-24-2005 04:15 PM

You say, "How would you like that honey smeared over your hot body then licked off with our tongues?" and I say, "Pant, pant, pant, pant!!!! :faint:"

gekkogecko 02-24-2005 06:07 PM

You say "pant, pant, pant, pant", and I say "shirt, shoes, socks, underwear..."

Pita 02-25-2005 10:51 AM

you say "shirt, shoes, socks, underwear..." and I say, "Stop taking inventory and get naked already."

dicksbro 02-25-2005 10:56 AM

You say, "Stop taking inventory and get naked already," and I say, "I'm there already, I'm there! :lust:"

Pita 02-25-2005 11:01 AM

You say, "I'm there already, I'm there! and I say "Well then get over here and get on me."

dicksbro 02-25-2005 11:19 AM

You say, "Well then get over here and get on me" and I say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee."

Pita 03-08-2005 10:23 PM

You say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee." and I say, "Slow down there hun we got all night."

Playful1 03-08-2005 10:54 PM

You say "Slow down there hun we got all night." and I say, "Oh the desicions I have to make, who first?"

dicksbro 03-09-2005 03:23 AM

You say, "Oh the decisions I have to make, who first?" and I say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." :)

Pita 03-09-2005 10:59 AM

You say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." and I say, "I do love a man that takes charge."


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