To find someone to settle down with
For my new job to go great (please don't let me kill anybody)
To have that happy, new love feeling all the time

I'd offer to rub the genie's beautiful feet and ask to:

Run into some wonderful old friends
Make some wonderful new friends (I should be in the right place!)
Be Lilith's and Cindy's cabana boy

1. For the local water supply to be spiked with a hallucinogen that causes at least some of the women around here to find me attractive
2. To get all my projects at work done quickly and smoothly
3. To be fitter

I'd rub her soft, tender privates and wish for ...

1. Parks to be declared clothes optional
2. Nudity on your own property would be legal and acceptable
3. My wife would quickly wake up and say, "How about a blowjob before work?" :D

1. That this head cold and my allergies would magically disappear.

2. That someone would ignore some practical issues and give me an offer I can't refuse.

3. That I would have the answers I need to make a huge decision.

To rub her body in such a way as to make her mine.... then

1. That my daughter finds what she is looking for

2. That my son finishes college!

3. That we will forever be debt-free!

1. To have more time in the day
2. To have less things to do in the day
3. To spend more time with the wonderful folks at Pixies!!!!

1. To see gasoline prices drop
2. To have a winning lottery ticket
3. To run naked through an open field

1. A new job
2. A new home
3. To swim naked with several naked Pixie women on a deserted beach

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1. That my daughter would stop being so damn Bitchy!

2. That I would get an entire weekend all to myself.

3. That my house doesn't sell before I get out of here.

1. Unlimited tax-free income

2. A custom-designed house

3. A house-keeper/maintenance crew to keep the new house in perfect order

1. A new job in my desired profession.
2. A new location of residence
3. A new vehicle to transport me from the new residence to the new job

1. A car that gets 250 miles per gallon.

2. The patent on that car.

3. A whopping royalty on each one of those cars sold.

1. Some things I have to do get done quickly
2. Gasoline drops in price some
3. I wake up