Re: Has sex or masturbation ever gone wrong for you?
 

:( Um.... Ouch!

Worst that ever happened to me was like Sharni, but not so severe. Mr. Kitty just ended up with some bruising and soreness for a few days after the pelvic slam....I was a little sore too, but not near like him.

one time i was having sex with a woman who was a little larger than me and she was doing me doggystyle over the sink. when she reached round to grab my breasts she slipped and knocked the kettle on me. the almost boiling hot water splashed all over my pussy and thighs and i ran up to the bathroom to have a cold shower. it stung like hell and, after suffering a red mark where the water had been, i had to wait, without sex, for 3 weeks for it to go away. that was about 2 years ago, and my words of warning are as follows:

Never have sex next to a hot kettle.

*Sophie*

Or alternatively, make sure the kettle hasn't just this minute boiled.

Is why I always insist on the bedroom :rolleyes:

A co-worker of mine (another nurse) had a male patient with a raging urinary tract infection, but that was the least of his problems. An x-ray of his pelvic region showed he had a pencil floating around in his bladder.

ouch!

How the fucking hell did he manage to get it there?

omg dont ask , i dotn wanna know!!!!!
or wel ive a good idea and just dont want to be proven right!
~nikki~

thank god pencils aren't made of lead anymore...or he would have been poisoned too

I'm sure it wasn't that difficult to get the pencil there. I know of someone who was a member of a different forum who was into BDSM big time. He stretched his urethra to a rather large size by putting larger and larger diameter metal rods made for that purpose into it. He once posted a pix of his collection of different size rods; some were the size of pencils.

Go west young woman!