next

and again

for the horny women

dangerous sex

last couple

first date

picking apples....New Zealand style

OMG!!!
 

Kiwi!!!! Some of these are just too funny.........keeping me laughing.:D :D :D :D :D :D

good parking space

Spooky
 

Not really funny, but.

A number assigned supposedly to one of the planes
was Q33NY. I am suspicious.

In MS Word, type in Q33NY, enlarge font size to 26,
change font to Wingdings. There are three Wingding
fonts. You'll know when you've got it right.

As I said, spooky.

Not really Spooky
 

I've checked the registration numbers, flight numbers
and manufacturer's numbers and cannot find Q33NY.

Somebody's inventing an urban myth.

To make up for that, try this.

How it really feels with your ass in the air.

Birds and the Bees
 

BIRDS AND THE BEES...

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about
the birds and bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech.

At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech.

When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll
have nothing left to live for."

from LoveDiva!
 

Hey all.. LoveDiva asked me to post this for her.. as for her boycotting reason... ;)

From Diva:

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, she demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked,"I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Thank you.
__________________
LoveDiva

Found this elsewhere.

Caught my fancy.

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