You say, "Isn't the internet great," and I say, "Except when you get a virus. :( "

You say, "Except when you get a virus", and I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving.

You say, "I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving" and I say, "I wish there were a return to Sender key." :D

You say "I wish there were a return to Sender key." and I say " There is right next to the any key. "

You say, "There is right next to the any key," and I say, "Is that the key for any lock?"

You say, "Is that the key for any lock?" and I say, "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to."

You say "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to." and I say " Wow kinks are interesting."

You say, "Wow, kinks are interesting" and I say, "And lots' of fun, too!"

You say, "And lots' of fun, too!" and I say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime." ;)

You say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime.", and I ask, "When do you play doctor?"

You say "When do you play doctor?" and I say " She can be my doctor anytime."

You say, "She can be my doctor anytime," and I say, "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me. :slurp:"

You say "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me." and I say "Let the fun begin."

You say, "Let the fun begin.", and I say, "pass the almonds."

You say, "Pass the almonds" and I say, "I've got some other nuts that one of our Pixie ladies could play with."