I think I'm going to grind up our ice cubes and throw them out on the sidewalk just so I'll have something to shovel.

Our cats are well behaved, and never get into mischief.

Our town's outdoor pools are suppose to open tomorrow ... although we were warned to expect some hard water initially.

I'm not ready to face the swelter-fest outside today.

I think I'm going to start washing neighborhood cars for all our neighbors.

I'm looking forward eagerly to the forecast snow and sleet. It'll make the work commute so much more pleasant.

I think it's horrible that the east coast is going to get all the snow and we'll be stuck with "less than an inch." Darn, we were so hoping for a major storm here.

I am soooooooo disappointed at the weather-related problems around here.

(In case you missed it, there HAVEN'T been any weather-related problems around here today).

We didn't get an inch or so of snow with black ice on a lot of roads. Darn ... it's so fun to go car skating, too. :(

I can't stand how convenient it is to have a DVR to record shows.

I am so terribly upset to have missed out on a major snow storm.

I'm really looking forward to paying federal income taxes this year.

I'm so excited that I get to miss having sex for a week.

Would you believe this is really my 8,397,489th post ... I just keep resetting the count after each million.

Yes I do believe that was your 8,397,489th post, after all, you started posting only three days after me.

I believe you dicksbro and pinkFlames.

I'm so proud of you two ... you always tell the truth in this thread.

Of course you would be, we would never lie.

The only place I'd ever lie is on a bed. :angel:

It's so hot here that I had to turn the air conditioners on.

It's so great seeing all the flowers in bloom again. :)

I'm not looking forward to Spring this year.

I hear the weathermen are predicting a very snowy 4th of July this year.

The weather here has turned warm and clear.

I sure love reading about all the violence in the world.

The streets are clear and easily navigable.

There just hasn't been enough ice to chop & snow to shovel around here this winter.

Well, we were lucky ... instead of snow we encased everything in ice and refreeze anything that melts.

I think I'll skip the baseball season this year.

Hollywood is shutting down and moving all it's operations to Ottumwa, Iowa. The town is being renamed Ottumwood.

I need more weekend chores!

Oh, no, it's Spring already? What happened to Winter? I MISS WINTER, COME BACK NOW!

I was kinda hoping we'd have an ice age.

I'm looking forward to the soreness from my upcoming operation.

I'm going to go to the kids Easter Egg hunt and try to grab all the eggs before the kids get them.

I'm going to drink a lot of different food colors tonight and lay a lot of cool looking eggs tomorrow. You know, it may hurt...so I may take some Tylenol.

I went around the neighborhood dressed as the Easter Bunny so I could collect eggs and not have to buy any.

Missing someone that I really care about is just awesome!

I'm not going to get my car an oil change next week.

I'm done with Spring!