It's only 1:30AM ... time to go out in the back yard and play my drum solo for the neighbors. :boink:

I am very happy to be up so late.

I did NOT have one of the best days of my life today.

I am drunk

I'm doing all my typing with my erection.

Now that is not funny AT ALL!!!

It may not be funny, but it sure feels better than my new way ... pounding the keyboard with my forehead. :boink: Thank heavens for aspirin and spell check. :)

I think this new laptop is the shits.

Sounds to me like a good machine to use in the bathroom. :shrug:



I'm not kidding, I'm being really serious. After all, who wants to clean up a mess after every posting? Ewwww!

:D

This entire week has been calm, relaxing,not a bit of stress.

:car: I had a wonderful doctor appointment today....truly the best yet

I just love how costs seem to be soaring while income stays stationary.

I just gave birth to twins this afternoon......both weighed 9 pounds too

twin boys Fric and Frac

I think today's high temperature is only suppose to be in the teens, so, I'm thinking I'll go ahead and wash the car and wax it.

I am not looking forward to going to my brother's tonight and seeing my nephew's and their families.

I hate parties.

I had the worst time of my life seeing my nephews and their families.

I just heard 2014 has been canceled and that 2015 will start on New Year's Day.

I really enjoyed the blustery wind blowing tonight while I walked my dog.

It's wonderfully warm and sunny here ... which is really something since it's only 4:15AM. :boink:

I sure hope it doesn't snow on Monday!!!!!

We're hoping for temperatures in the low-80s here in the Midwest.

I am heading to the beach this afternoon to start my tan.

With all the snow and cold, I decided not to go the beach, but, instead, I just set up the lawn chair in the back yard and sunbathed there. :boink:

I hate it when he tells me to just relax and do nothing for the day.

I'm having my car totally chrome plated so that I'll just sparkle in the sunshine. :D

I hardly noticed Pixies’ outage earlier this year.

I'm designing a new line of ultra-shiny speedo-like undies for men.

I've been wanting to buy Joe some shiny undies but don't know where to look.

I stopped at the "Shiny Undies" men's store at the mall, but, all they had made my bottom look fat. :shrug:

^^^^^ that didn't make me laugh


And..........I didn't have a great day of retail therapy!

I'm sure glad my back isn't aching.

I don't like the idea of spring coming..... :eek:

Boy, was I glad to see snowflakes in the air yesterday afternoon.

DB's avatar has no effect on me at all!!!!!

I'm sure not looking forward to a warmer weekend ... almost 50F today.

I love the snow we got yesterday...

I don't want to caress Pita's legs at all!

I think I'll spend today catching up on some light reading .. maybe Einstein's Theory of Relativity would be a good place to start.

I'm soooooo looking forward to Monday.