I love getting her pussy wet...

LoveDiva4u---That's a; fairly;good likeness of my penis(I wish)but
the bike doesn't look right!If I had a penis like that;I wouldn't
need anyone!I could put it in my own mouth! Irish
P.S.Sick;but;happy!

Eye Doctors
 

Anyone feeling eye strain lately?

CHART?
 

WHAT CHART?...... I DON'T SEE NO CHART!!! :(

Oldfart--That is wrong.They say that masturbating;causes one to
get blind.Perhaps;that;is why I need reading glasses.Must be
from reading too much porn. or looking at too many erotic
pictures!Either way I am proud that I need reading glasses.It
proves that us"Old Farts"can still get it up! Irish
PS.At least we remember to empty our mailboxes.(Private Dig)

ROTFLMAO!!!! Now that is funny!!!! :D :D

Good one Irish!!!

Up to his old tricks again..
 

Not another Santa imposter...Will he ever stop????? :D :D

Why are kids ALWAYs right?????? :D :D

mmm, would Diva like to sit on Santa TDK's lap and any other ladies want to too?

and tell me what u want for christmas:D;)

reading glasses...(huh)
 

It’s much harder to empty your mailbox when you have to do it with a white cane!:cool:
(public humiliation)

:yellghst:

I want a new Xmas outfit too!!!!! ;) :D :D

Some Ladies you just don't want to mess with....LOL...:D :D

Diva, u dnt need an outfit, u look good the way u are ;):D

weeeeehhheee, what a woman :D

Humour
 

Diva

Bet she rolls her own tampons too.

OF

Ewwwwwwww I DO NOT ROLL MY OWN TAMPONS!!!! :D :D

But if you wish....you can insert them for me!!!!!! :p :p

Tampons
 

Diva you minx.

I was referring to the lady with the heavy duty vibrator.

I am sure yours are pretty and delicate and wonderful,

just like you.

Some people will do anything for a compliment.

Awwwwwwwwwww..... guess I am not awake yet!!!!!!!

You are a sweet one ((((((OLDFART)))))))

Diva
 

That's my excuse.
I'll sell you another one cheap.

Honest Oldfart.

Well I am buying!!!! :D :D

Excuse
 

OK

Send $25Canadian (250 million Australian pesos) to my

post box and you've bought

"Dont blame me, Oldfart told me to!"

I'll send you 50 canadian....I know somebody who just robbed a bank!!!!!! :D :D ;)

Notes not stuck together please.

You know this straight shooter?

The truth is out!!!! :D :D

It figures!!!!!!!!!! A new woman in town and all the men GAWK!!!!! :D :D ;)

I could live with it too!!! :p

LoveDiva4u---The whole Pixies' family; feels grateful;that you
think enough of us to show us;your own;personal vibrator!!
Irish

Heeheehee Irish..bet you NEVER seen one that big eh????:D


This pic has nothing to do with sex...so you can skip past it...I just thought it was funny!!!!! :D :D ;)

Well Diva, there may be new women abound, but you will always be my favorite! And if you need any help inserting anything, let me know. :D

****Blushing****

Thanks Prophet.... :)

Wonder where Barney was?????????

Never mind....I found Barney...lmfao!! :D :D

Hmmmm how about Fred and Betty???????? Sound good to you Prophet???? :D :D

LoveDiva4u--I bought one for my wife but; you're right;it wasn't
that big!MOST women only use them on their clit; anyway;so the
size doesn't matter.It doesn't get inserted anyway.Right now;I'm
trying to decide if I would rather be Dino or Barney.I'm trying;to
figure out;how I could be both.I don't know;if;I have enough
stamina to be Fred; also;but I'm willing to try!OH;the sacrifices
that we make! Irish

Choices
 

Irish,

I'd like to be Barney, because I could be Dino or Fred

later. Decisions, decisions.

Things
 

Oldfart---i have been Dino,Fred & Barney.All on different occassions;so I wll take whatever is available!I'm always; ready;
to help the needy and inexperienced! Irish
P.S. L.W.I.---Last word Irish

OK Irish, I give up.