I'm not staring at Pita's AV!!

I'm not drooling all over Pita's AV!

I'm not staring or drooling all over Pita's AV either! Neither is my right hand touching my private parts. :yikes:

I wish it would not stop threatening to thunderstorm nearly every day here.

Coaster and DB never make me smile














:D

I for one always try to stay very serious in all my posts.

I believe you. :rolleyes:

I just know my $1 lottery ticket is going to win me millions!

I’m displeased my daughter has returned for a visit.

I'm glad our car doesn't need to be washed.

I was hoping my daughter’s visit could have been shortened by several days.

I walked twenty-five miles this morning.

I jogged 25 miles this morning. :D

I developed a teleportation device which lets me jog in place for 50 miles! :)

I am the fastest runner in the world!

I'm sure glad there always seems to be unexpected expenses popping up.

I’m all caught up with my weekend chores.

We didn't go see "Planes" yesterday at the movies.

I'm considering cosmetic surgery...maybe having a pair of 16-lb bowling balls installed in my scrotum.

I am moving to Iceland.

I hope it's next to the thermal vent I just purchased. :)

I wish I could see DB's, giant "bowling" balls.

I'm sure glad it's Friday.

I’m eagerly anticipating tomorrow’s visit to the dentist.

It's getting near 2AM, I think I'll go sit out in the back yard and play a quick game of croquet in the dark.

I hate my new porch swing.

Just imagining a porch swing gives me motion sickness. :eew:

Figure it can get colder here.

Our city now pumps beer through the water pipes.

Can't stand a festival right outside my window.

I hate pizza.

I love washing dishes.... :wine:

Painting window trim is really fun!

lizard tongue lacs talent

They're predicting snow for this morning. :yikes:

I just bought a brand new car. :boobs:

I just broke the bank at our local casino! :)

I just robbed a bank! :jester:

I just read about that in the latest edition of Perversion Excursion. :boink:

I adore people who jump in line at the movies. :spin:

I hate going to the movies.