I have nothing in my pants.

There's no ants in my pants.

I haven't found Jimmy Hoffa in my pants.

I always like it when she plays around with what's in my pants.

I have a pack of gum in my pants.

I like gum wrapped around what's in my pants. :D

lol dicksbro

Right now, I've got no underwear on in my pants. :yikes:

I love it when she gets in my pants.

I have my tic tacs in my pants.

I have my hand in my pants. :)

dog treats

You have dog treats in your pants? :yikes:

or

Should I say, "Woof!" :D

Whichever I say, I think there's something stirring in my pants.

hahaha db your cute!


My body is in my pants.

I think I left some change in my pants last night.

my BUTT......is in my pants :p

What pants?

my jeans :D

What if I don't have on any? :yikes:

I know ... I've got my hand in my "virtual" pants. :)

I have key card in my pants

I have me hard in my pants. :D

I have nothing in my pants for I am wearing a dress with no pockets!

Actually, I slipped on my pants (for warmth) and noticed there were my keys in the pocket.

there is a pen in my pocket

There's something protruding in my pants.

a pooper scooper bag is in my pants and no, it is not for me persay,.....but for my dog and it is empty at this time.

There are pockets in my pants.

It feels so good with her hand in my pants!

I love it when she plays with what's in my pants.

Wouldn't you have thought that with Pixies off line for so long, she would have found more time to get into my pants?