A great thread.
 

This was hilarious. I laughed my butt off.

Let's see how long we can keep it going.


I had to send my post. This one is a little sick, but I thought it was funny.

Last one for now.
 

I will find more.


I would like to have been at this wedding.

Not many left
 

Flexibility.

Though this was funny.:p

Somebody, help this girl up! :redghost: :eek:

This is a GREAT thread. Please keep them coming.:)

LMAO!!
 

OMG! I love the one about famous people! TOO funny! Thanks, Wolf

Del

:p

It seemed like a good idea at the time...
 

Please read the following before you open it. I hope you laugh as much as I did.
A class of elementary students wanted to make planters to take home. It was important to have plants that were easy to take care of in them, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The students planted the cactus seeds in the planters, and they grew nicely. Unfortunately, the students were not allowed to take them home. See attachment to see why. It seemed like a good idea at the time. . .
The cactus plants were removed and small ivy plants replaced them. The children were then allowed to take their planters home.

The perfect woman???
 

Is there such a woman????? ;) :D

You be the judge...LOL

not true diva
 

now you should Know....no tits and no mouth is far from perfect

Bilbo,

Perhaps a lady you once met.

I've never (cough) been that drunk.

Hahahaha Bilbo you got me there!! And you are right..a female is not a female without a mouth!! :o :o :D

But if anybody says I talk too much I will send them to you!! :D ;)

a couple i was sent today

and again

I must agree with Bilbo got to have TITS!!!!!
and a mouth!!!