Pixies Place Forums - Poke me with a fork

Lilith

12-20-2006, 03:25 PM

I'm done! 13 days to relax and spend time with MY boys. Oh and all you sexy people :D Let the :hump: commence!

Aqua

12-20-2006, 03:27 PM

Just to make sure we're on the same page...

By fork you mean cock, right? ;)

Yay for you!!

:buttsex:

Lilith

12-20-2006, 03:29 PM

I was secretly hoping for a forked cock but would be willing to make do with 2 ;)

CrouchingBuddha

12-20-2006, 04:00 PM

I was secretly hoping for a forked cock but would be willing to make do with 2 ;)

y'know, I'm sure in our wacky, wild world and history of genetic defects and the like, someone has probably, indeed, been born with two cocks. Strange-ass shit happens to the human anatomy all the time.

And y'know what? I bet that guy, whoever he was, was re-he-HEALLY popular with the ladies.

Or the fellas.

Or anything and anyone who can appreciate the concept that 1 cock=good, 2 cock=better, for that matter.

WildIrish

12-20-2006, 04:24 PM

I was secretly hoping for a forked cock but would be willing to make do with 2 ;)

Oh the sacrifices!

Aqua

12-20-2006, 04:36 PM

Hey WI...

Wanna be Fork 1 or Fork 2? :D

:3way:

Irezumi Kiss

12-20-2006, 04:40 PM

Waitaminit...logically, a typical (and proper) fork should have four prongs at its business end...so, shouldn't there be four cocks instead of two?

Not that that's a bad thing for Lilith, mind you... :loveshowe

Lilith

12-20-2006, 04:43 PM

Fork you:D

WildIrish

12-20-2006, 04:48 PM

Spork who?

Aqua

12-20-2006, 04:54 PM

Spock what?

That pointy eared logic freak has no business in this discussion.

WildIrish

12-20-2006, 05:05 PM

"I'm all ears, Captain"

Lilith

12-20-2006, 05:06 PM

You can breathe through your ears????

I might be able to use you :hot:

GingerV

12-20-2006, 05:12 PM

<-- just sits in the corner and giggles, can't keep up with you veteran thread-jackers ;)

Too funny.

CrouchingBuddha

12-20-2006, 05:20 PM

I think I'm with you, ginger...I was planning on getting in on the ribbing antics, but these people are professionals :sad:

I'll cheer, though! :cheerlead

Aqua

12-20-2006, 05:26 PM

"I'm all ears, Captain"
Yeah, but I think Lil may be more interested in that thing you do with your fingers...

Irezumi Kiss

12-20-2006, 05:27 PM

You can breathe through your ears????

I might be able to use you :hot:
He'll only last as long as the thighs don't pressure clamp him in. :sad:

sodaklostsoul

12-20-2006, 05:27 PM

Lmao

Lilith

12-20-2006, 05:56 PM

I make no such promises. Lick at your own risk

Aqua

12-20-2006, 06:26 PM

/me licks at own risk :o

wyndhy

12-20-2006, 07:24 PM

i don't think it's officially winter break til you mix up some kind of chocolatey kaluha -ey concoction.

maybe a kahlua hot cocoa.... while receiving some oral. :D

Lilith

12-20-2006, 07:32 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:hot:

IAKaraokeGirl

12-20-2006, 08:02 PM

Psssst. Look here. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia)

:jacques:

Lilith

12-20-2006, 08:05 PM

I just need a list of the poor sufferers :hot:

I've found my new cause :loveshowe

IAKaraokeGirl

12-20-2006, 08:26 PM

"Diphallia is a medical condition and should not be confused with genital bisection, which is an elective procedure which involves the splitting of the penis."

WTF??????? Ow!

IowaMan

12-20-2006, 08:29 PM

"Diphallia is a medical condition and should not be confused with genital bisection, which is an elective procedure which involves the splitting of the penis."

WTF??????? Ow!
Oh my god, I could've gone all my life without learning about that procedure. :faint:

Irezumi Kiss

12-20-2006, 08:30 PM

OW! is RIGHT....yeeeesh!

some things in nature don't need "improvements," at least not THAT way!

I think I need to look at some Pixies Women Picture threads to apologize to Mr Happy for making him reeeeeeeeaaally depressed!

WildIrish

12-20-2006, 08:43 PM

If I suffered from Diphallia, and Lilith was so kind as to perform fellatio on me, then following the logic of "you are what you eat"...
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.would she not have a split personality? :confused:

IAKaraokeGirl

12-20-2006, 08:49 PM

Oh my god, I could've gone all my life without learning about that procedure. :faint:

You and me both, babe! :sad:

Lilith

12-20-2006, 09:35 PM

If I suffered from Diphallia, and Lilith was so kind as to perform fellatio on me, then following the logic of "you are what you eat"...
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.would she not have a split personality? :confused:

As opposed to now?

nikki1979

12-21-2006, 09:14 AM

OMG who would WANT to split his penis!!! thats just no right!!!

tho i could realy like some double dick action , when u get tht list f "suferers" pass it on ;) heheheheheh

WildIrish

12-21-2006, 10:51 AM

I would assume the left half of the penis would control the artistic abililities whereas the right side of the penis would handle logical functions.

scotzoidman

12-21-2006, 12:54 PM

I think it has been well established that there is no brain activity in any penis, logical or otherwise...

wyndhy

12-21-2006, 09:47 PM

uhm....how's your break so far, lil?

:D:D

Lilith

12-21-2006, 10:28 PM

day 1 so far so good

WildIrish

12-22-2006, 10:54 AM

Happy Day 2! :D

Aqua

12-22-2006, 11:00 AM

Good day, and welcome to day 2!

gekkogecko

12-22-2006, 11:43 AM

While diphallia is uncommon, and a defect in you humans, it is in fact the default condition among male lizards.

Irezumi Kiss

12-22-2006, 01:18 PM

While diphallia is uncommon, and a defect in you humans, it is in fact the default condition among male lizards.
But are the triphallic lizards discriminated against?