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gekkogecko
12-15-2006, 10:11 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061215/ap_on_fe_st/antlers_road_rage

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Man uses antlers in road rage incident Thu Dec 14, 10:12 PM ET

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Two men were arrested on battery charges Thursday after a road rage incident led one to attack the other with deer antlers and then a handgun, authorities said.

Ronny White, 35, and Keith Ransford, 23, both of Ft. Pierce, were booked at the St. Lucie County jail for alleged aggravated assault. Both were later freed on bond, said sheriff's Sgt. Andy McIntosh.

A telephone message left for White was not immediately returned on Thursday. Ransford's telephone rang unanswered.

"They got into a first altercation and the one guy tries to attack the second guy with deer antlers," McIntosh said. "It's not an everyday occurrence."

White and Ransford allegedly got into an altercation while driving along U.S. 1 in Ft. Pierce, McIntosh said. The men stopped, and White allegedly attempted to attack Ransford with the deer antlers. Both men got back in their cars, crashed into each other, then stopped again about a block away, according to the sheriff's report.

Ransford then allegedly rammed his vehicle into White's car. White pulled out a handgun and fired one shot into Ransford's vehicle, the report stated. Neither men suffered serious injuries.

An investigation was ongoing.


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And I'm sitting here, laughing my non-existant ass off!

sodaklostsoul
12-15-2006, 10:42 AM
Wow!!

scotzoidman
12-16-2006, 07:41 PM
An investigation was ongoing. No doubt brain x-rays for both individuals came back negative...

Lilith
12-16-2006, 07:42 PM
What they didn't say was that the antlers were on the front of the truck :whack:

osuche
12-16-2006, 11:53 PM
WHat I want to know is....if you have a gun in the car, why start with the antlers? :rofl:



I think they call it foreplay. :D

gekkogecko
12-16-2006, 11:56 PM
Well, doesn't foreplay help get you horny?

wyndhy
12-17-2006, 10:57 AM
ususally leads to impalement, too.