Kilts!

[lizzardbits]

Anyone else here think that men in kilts are HOT!?!

One of our members posted a pic of him and what is underneath his kilt (yummy!) and it got me to thinking who else here thinks like me. There is just something about the Scottish brogue and the easy access (perhaps?) that gets me going.

I am trying to convince Mayhem to wear one for me and talk to me in his excellent Sean Connery voice....oh good grief...just thinking about gives me yummy goosebumps...purrrrr!

[dicksbro]

I was going to get one once for a time my wife and I were going to be spending a few days at a hotel .... you know those things are expensive. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Mel Gibson......Braveheart!!!!!!! MMMMMMMM

[DeadBoy]

well the real kilts are very pricy. i have been in Ren fairs for about 6 years. and have 5 kilts. they are quite easy to make. if you want to go that rout

[Lilith]

Eliza is a kilt freak! I emailed her already to tell her about it :D

[DeadBoy]

im trying to find some pics of us in full costume. i love whereing a kilt .my wife loves to have easy access...:)

[lizzardbits]

:D :D Yay! :D :D

[treeview]

Do these do anything for you?

http://www.utilikilts.com/

[txgrneyes]

Anyone else here think that men in kilts are HOT!?!

One of our members posted a pic of him and what is underneath his kilt (yummy!) and it got me to thinking who else here thinks like me. .purrrrr!



YES! I LOVE THEM!

[osuche]

Do these do anything for you?

http://www.utilikilts.com/


On the track, on the court or kicking back on a Saturday with a beer in hand, the Spartan is the ultimate in UK comfort. Built for manly exertions, the Spartan has more style than you've got energy.


LMAO. https://secure.utilikilts.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=38

[Sharni]

Yeppers.....kilts are dead sexy!!

[Loulabelle]

Do these do anything for you?

http://www.utilikilts.com/

struggling to understand the point of the utilikilt......anyone else doing the same?!

[lizzardbits]

OMG i have that link in my favorites already. I got a business card from a guy that was wearing one at a Goth-Ball that Lost and I attended about 1 1/2 years ago. When we got back, i looked it up, bookmarked it, put it in a folder and forgot about it until i clicked on the link.

"Heeeeey THIS looks familiar. OMG!" they have added a few things, but sooo cool!

[whimsical muse]

I own one, as I am Scottish... Apparently got the legs for it too! ;)

[mayhem1978]

**puts on best Sean voice and a KILT**

Hey there Lizz, i hear you like a man in a kilt. I think i can arrainge for you to have one!!! Ill bring one over with me if you want.

I think im gonna have to go out and find one for her!

[sorbus]

Kilts Dear Ladies are Worn By Men Lassies wear Kirtles or Plaidies
as The Following Song Shows
The Wind Blew The Bonnie Lassie's Plaidie Awa

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(Trad)
For there wis a bonnie lassie an' she lived in Crieff
She went into a butcher's shop when he wis sellin' beef
An' he's gi'en tae her the middle cut an' doon she did fa'
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa
For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the plaidie wis lost an' couldna be f'un'
The lassie an' the butcher lad wis Iyin' on the gr'un'
O whit shall I tell tae the aul' folks ava
For I canna say the win' blew ma plaidie awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa
For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the plaidie wis lost an' couldna be f'un'
The lassie she grew ill an' swelled about the waist
An' Rab he wis blamed for the hale o' it a'
An' the win' blew the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa
For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

Oot cam the aul' wife the laddie tae accuse
The ministers an' elders were there tae abuse
And the butcher lad for tryin' tae mak' ane intae twa
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa
For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the lassie wis sent for tae come there hersel'
She lookit at Rab an' says: "Ye ken hoo I fell
The beef wis the cause o't, ye daurna say 'Na'"
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa
For the beef wis in her basket an' she couldna rise ava
An' the win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'

Rab looked at the lassie an' gied a wee smile
Says he: "Ma Bonnie lassie, I winna you beguile
For the minister's here makin' sure o' us twa
An' that'll pey for the plaidie that the win' blew awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'
We shall get the middle cut, the tenderest o' it a'
An' we'll drink tae the plaidie that the win' blew awa'

For the win' blaws east, the win' blaws west
The win's blewn the bonnie lassie's plaidie awa'
We shall get the middle cut, flesh, banes an' a'
An' we'll drink to the plaidie that the win' blew awa'


This engaging piece of symbolism, in which the loss of virginity is pleasantly represented by a plaid blown away by the wind, stands as a testimony to Scottish tolerance in sexual matters. Despite the complete lack of equivocation Robert Ford printed the song in 1899 when taboos were much stronger.

Although the piece may not itself be very old its origins seem quite distant, for the "Plaidie awa" refrain appears in a broadside of "The Elfin Knight" dated 1673 and the tune, usually called "The White Cockade" in Scotland is very wide spread, indicating considerable age. Incidentally, Jim Connell, who wrote the words of "The Red Flag", intended that the Labour anthem should be sung to this tune.

f'un' = found
gr'un' = ground
ava = at all
hale = whole
banes = bones