A new Product

[Ranger1930]

Seth's Special Sauce.

A miraculous cleaner. Works well on any surface.
Can also be used as a hand lotion.. or shampoo. Works well as a mouth wash.
and enema liquid. Can be applied orally.. or with the included hard applicator stick. Sold by the pint. at the new low low price of 20$.



p.s Seth's Special Sauce bottling corporation is now seeking entry level assistants.. Qualifications must be listed completely on the application.. All applicant's will be thoroughly viewed before hiring occurs..

[velveteen]

I believe I already applied...and that you have a list of all my credentials. Also you should ad a warning that this product stings really badly when it comes in contact with one's eye. ;)

[Ranger1930]

You will be contacted with a notice of whether or not you've recieved the spot.. most likely sometime before the end of this week..

Also, upon contact with ones eyes and the product locate the nearest faucet and rinse thoroughly.! =P

[GingerV]

blink blink......a cleaner?

[velveteen]

i have a few questions about the hard applicator stick...hopefully you can clear them up for me :)

[Ranger1930]

well its hand held.. and made of a soft flesh like material.. You simply load the product in the soft sack at the bottom of the applicator and by giving it a few squeezes it works its way to the tip of the applicator and out of a hole where it is easilly spread on any surface

[Kaelynn]

Seth's Special Sauce.

A miraculous cleaner. Works well on any surface.
Can also be used as a hand lotion.. or shampoo.

I have used a product much like Seth's Special Sause, and this cleaner IS NOT a shampoo you want to use!!! It tends to stick hair together like glue and needs to be washed imediately with another comercial shampoo.

So Seth, I am sorry I am not interested in the lotion or the shampoo, but maybe we can work something out with the mouthwash. I have been looking for one that tastes good. Is your product swallowable?

[Ranger1930]

Aye it is most definately swallowable.. Some have even told me thats its good for balancing a healthy diet. I wouldnt be able to confirm that however