Gaggle faction coup

[Belial]

Well I said to the dog, your feet smell. He protested that his python boot was too tight, and told me to get a life. So I got a live chicken and sacrificed it to the curveball god, but all he gave me was saliva to doctor the ball. I screamed and shouted but it was no use, the barrier seperated me from civilization and hard drives. Being unlicensed, I couldn't chomp the bar, it was far too flexible, it got like that 10 years ago when things were very different. It scored high on the IQ test in Philadelphia next to the blacksmith's shop. "What do you know?" they said, "I know much of sausage and steak", he replied, saving Ferris as he waltzed out the door. The gym floor rumbled with excitement and anticipation as the butterflies broke in through the roof. Their trail of destruction was only stopped by a well-flung basketball that achieved escape velocity somewhere near Africa. Lukatherian fire grew in the cradle of death. Mayhem ensued.

[WildIrish]

:confused:


Wow...that was way over my silly little head.

[osuche]

Anyone else played Mad Libs recently?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL @ osuche.

<---*loves* Mad Libs.

[Belial]

What are mad libs?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Try this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0843100559/qid=1097849333/sr=8-2/ref=pd_csp_2/002-6356025-2796867?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

[Belial]

Sounds cool IAKG, but what I did wasn't a madlib :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---wasn't the one who first mentioned it. ;) LOL

[PantyFanatic]

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaa maybe I'd do better if you expressed that mathematically, Belial. :confused:

[texascubfan]

could you repeat that? i only understood part of it.....the word "dog"

[Aqua]

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from the recently condemned window hanging next to the brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas the network of detectives silently crawled to the subway car. Then, as the new moon refused to play backgammon with the Queen, the dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up the kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for the sunshine of the lucky charms and messed up the garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is to soft to describe what happened after the bridge deck was delivered to the sideways elevator after donuts cut through the funny wig.

[PantyFanatic]

Ahh,........ Aqua, you want to go sit over there with Belial, please. :dizzy:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---Didn't know there were *two* of them. :D

[Sharni]

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[osuche]

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from the recently condemned window hanging next to the brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas the network of detectives silently crawled to the subway car. Then, as the new moon refused to play backgammon with the Queen, the dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up the kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for the sunshine of the lucky charms and messed up the garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is to soft to describe what happened after the bridge deck was delivered to the sideways elevator after donuts cut through the funny wig.


I checked.....and the word "ass" was not mentioned even once in this soliloquy. Nor were any of its synonyms. Lil...better go check on Aqua. I think he's feeling ill!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe they have a "code word," osuche. :D

[Aqua]

Maybe they have a "code word," osuche. :D
Damn you IAK.. you figured it out... here it is decoded...

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from ass recently condemned window hanging next to ass brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas ass network of detectives silently crawled to ass subway car. Then, as ass new moon refused to play backgammon with ass Queen, ass dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up ass kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for ass sunshine of ass lucky charms and messed up ass garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is too soft to describe what happened after ass bridge deck was delivered to ass sideways elevator after donuts cut through ass funny wig.

[osuche]

Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for ass sunshine.


I thought this was a particularly delicious excerpt. ;)

[scotzoidman]

Yeh...I'll have whatever those two gentlemen are having...

[dreamgurl]

Whew now that i'm almost peeing my pants from laughing, I have decided that it's not even worth it to begin to figure out what that was all about.

[BIBI]

Google....nonsense generator people ;)

[Steph]

Google war is stupid

[LixyChick]

*THUD*

*eyeballs spinning and birds flying round my head and tweeting like crazy*

What hit me? Whaaaaa...whooo...Yikes! I'm gettin outta here! This thread sure done gone crazy!

[Summer]

I am reading and can't STOP!!!!!! UGH!

[Lilith]

I go away and this is the trouble you get into??????






*checks under the couch for beer bottles and panties*

[texascubfan]

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from the recently condemned window hanging next to the brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", Etc, Etc.

Okay, even drunk after comin gback from the lake this doesn't make sense to me

[Mae]

Wild Irish. I really like your avatar.