Some advice....

[Sharni]

Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where shitty ideas come from.

:line::line:

[Teddy Bear]

LOL -- good advice Sharni.


"Two girls walking down the sidewalk. One had on super tight pants.... as they walked she would stop every so often and shake her leg and wiggle her foot really hard. After this went on for awhile, her friend finally had to ask: Why do you stop & shake your leg like that?

The girl replyed: Because my pants are so tight if I don't shake a leg my farts would blow my shoes right off."

[Ryan²]

Originally posted by Teddy Bear
"Two girls walking down the sidewalk. One had on super tight pants.... as they walked she would stop every so often and shake her leg and wiggle her foot really hard. After this went on for awhile, her friend finally had to ask: Why do you stop & shake your leg like that?

The girl replyed: Because my pants are so tight if I don't shake a leg my farts would blow my shoes right off."

Haha... :D

Originally posted by Sharniqua
Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where shitty ideas come from.

:line::line:

...but this one I just do not follow. Please expand on...?

[Irish]

Better to fart & bare the shame,than hold it in & bare the pain!
Irish

[Lovediva]

Heehee...Ohhhhh Sharni....

Look Here. (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16971&highlight=farts)

Nanner Nanner Nanner. :moon: :D LOL

[nikki1979]

LOL those r cute in never heard the 2nd one lol

~nikki~

[Sharni]

Originally posted by ukG²

...but this one I just do not follow. Please expand on...?
:rolleyes: well lets see if i can explain it

If ya hold in a fart

1. you fart...expell wind out ya bottom...pop off...bum burp or whatever the hell ya wanna call it

2. from ya butt it travels up ya spinal cord

3. fart(stinky, shitty) reaches brain and goes poof!

4. lightbulb over head appears and you get a shitty(bad) idea

Final analysis

It is preferrable to fart wind out ya ass than to hold it in :rolleyes:

Have i covered it enough now for ya

[Booger]

no Sharniqua could you explain it a little better

[Sharni]

I could?....show me *LMAO*

[celticangel]

"where er ye be, let yer wind gain free"

trans~~~ where ever you may find yourself, let nature take its course and if you need to fart go ahead!

[Ryan²]

Surely most of us have heard that famous song lyric from the 80's - just about describes the passing wind moment:

"I've got to break free..."

[Casperr]

I Want To Break Free by Queen.

[LixyChick]

Went for 9 years without letting loose with first ever boyfriend......so I know the shitty idea analysis.......

9 years too long with first boyfriend=shitty idea!

^5 Sharni!

((((Casper)))).....gotta love that song!

[dreamgurl]

i just blame the dog lmao

[nikki1979]

omg dreamgurl LMAO ME TOOOOOOOOOO!
ehhehe or the child............
~nikki~