Historic Pervation

[BigBear57]

Some months ago I saw a television show that made mention of a queen or princess who loved her horses to extreme. She had her servants make a hoist of some fashion to lower her stud down on her for sex. So it is said she was killed when the hoist broke and her stud crushed her. Well a group of us were talking about oddities at work last week and I told about this lady. Several of my buddies seem to think I made it up. I'm sure some of you here are familiar with this tale and might could put me on the info to research it enough to prove the point. I don't usually go all out for such proof but this sort of put me on the spot. Any history buffs here?

[Belial]

I believe that was Catherine the Great of Russia, but that story has been pretty comprehensively debunked as a myth. She died suffering a stroke on the toilet, and the bestiality was a rumor spread by enemies of Russia who seized on her apparent "promiscuity".

[Lilith]

Ever notice EVERYONE dies on the pot???

[Eros]

The King ain't dead...he just went home!

[Wicked Wanda]

Wanda Kitty the nurse steps in.

I learned when I took my ACLS (Advanced Cardiac Life Support) course that one reason so many people with heart problems die on the toilet is because when you strain during a BM it slows your heart, sometimes too much.
Another is because people often retreat to the toilet when they feel bad, but not sure why. Sometimes a heart attack doesn't involve chest pain, but a feeling of being "unwell" and nausea.


Wanda Kitty goes back to her nap, curled up in the sun.

[Lilith]

Thanks Nursey-Nurse-Nurse-Nurse ( I have a friend here who is a nurse and I call her that)!!!! I always wondered. It is my ultimate goal in life, not to be found with my panties around my ankles in the loo.:D

[Cheyanne]

...........and some say that the asshole doesn't rule!!! :eek:

[Casperr]

Originally posted by Lilith
It is my ultimate goal in life, not to be found with my panties around my ankles in the loo.:D

Easily arranged! Just don't wear panties!!! ;)

CasperTG

[PantyFanatic]

Bite your tongue Casper!:mad: lmao



(Your tail kinda of puts new meaning to a “stable relationship” BigBear57.):rolleyes:
The story sounds like a load of road apples to me too. It would have been much easier to take the Czarina to the mountain that the mountain to the Czarina even if she was into riding the wrong side of her horse.

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
It is my ultimate goal in life, not to be found with my panties around my ankles in the loo.:D


Ironically, that's one way that I wouldn't mind being found...with your panties around my ankles, that is!

[Lilith]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Ironically, that's one way that I wouldn't mind being found...with your panties around my ankles, that is!



I'd prefer you be found with my ankles around your neck;)

[BigBear57]

I appreciate the responses but oddly enough I saw this mentioned on a PBS show. It was a pretty fascinating program about pornography through the ages. I'd looked at Catherine the Great as a possibility earlier and saw nothing of this. I want to say Elizabeth was the moniker I'd heard. Oh well, it may just be another case of senility in action.

[BigBear57]

Well damn, another look at the right place and I found it. Yep Belial you were right. I just hadn't looked in the right place. The story was blamed on French journalists who started that rumor just after her death. Thanks :-)

[Max_theHitMan]

I´m pretty much into "History".... but more into the kinky side of it. Stuff that your teachers will NEVER teach you in school.Throughout the centuries, humankind has done some pretty outrageous things. That story you have posted, didn´t really happened. It was invented to put down Catherine the-Great during her reign in Russa. But speaking of horses, back in the Good ol´days of the Roman empire a certain Cesar by the name of CALIGULA did have a certain fetish for his white stallion-horse. He ended up having his horse promoted to the rank of "General" in the pretorian guard and his own special palace of pleasure (with special treatment by nubian girl slaves). I guess the rest of the Romans didn´t like his fetish, so he ended up being killed.
There are a couple of neat sites on the web where you can find certain "history lessons" that you will not find in your normal history books. All you have to do is make a quick search in google.com. Here´s a hint write down... World Guinness Sexual records. You´ll be amazed! :)
If you would like I could post up a few things I have found through my researches through-out the years. It will be my pleasure to teach you the "real" history you never learned.
Cheers
Max

[dicksbro]

Originally posted by Wicked Wanda
Wanda Kitty the nurse steps in.

I learned when I took my ACLS (Advanced Cardiac Life Support) course that one reason so many people with heart problems die on the toilet is because when you strain during a BM it slows your heart, sometimes too much.
Another is because people often retreat to the toilet when they feel bad, but not sure why. Sometimes a heart attack doesn't involve chest pain, but a feeling of being "unwell" and nausea.


Wanda Kitty goes back to her nap, curled up in the sun.

Are you safer to stay constipated or carry a bowl around? :D :D

(Just teasing.)

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Max_theHitMan

I´m pretty much into "History".... but more into the kinky side of it. Stuff that your teachers will NEVER teach you in school....

There are a couple of neat sites on the web where you can find certain "history lessons" that you will not find in your normal history books. All you have to do is make a quick search in google.com. Here´s a hint write down... World Guinness Sexual records. You´ll be amazed! :)
If you would like I could post up a few things I have found through my researches through-out the years. It will be my pleasure to teach you the "real" history you never learned.
Cheers
Max



I was very fortunate to have a really cool Theater History teacher who made it so much easier to get through all the thick Greek studies. He explained all the interesting sexual aspects of Ancient Greek life, sparing no details;) I learned so much about some sexual word origins etc that semester ( platonic love was not so platonic:p). And the man even gave us extra credit for watching the porn version of Caligula! I knew then and there I was gonna love college;)

[Max_theHitMan]

Yes, I also saw the porn version of Caligula (made by Penthouse) when I was about 17.That was along time ago. It opened new doors to my knowledge of ancient history. Since then I´ve been searching for the real history.
Did you know that in ancient Greece, statues were NOT as we see them today, all in white? Back in those days every statue was actually painted in real-life colors, including the pubic areas. It was as if humans were "frozen" in time and placed in pedestals.
Can you imagine that!? Freaky scenario I must admit. But one thing is sure, our ancestors were Alot more kinkier than what we are now in this century. Of course we have more tecnology now-a-days, but they had more "human" contact then what we have now.
I missed those orgies. *sigh*