View Full Version : New Movies......~OR~.....Scraping the bottom of the barrel !
LixyChick
08-06-2003, 07:05 PM
Is it just me......or would anyone else rather drop their eyeballs on a pool table and let them roll around in the lint......before seeing.......Freddie and Jason together in a movie???????
Did someone watch an old Godzilla vs. _________(enter foe here) flick and say, "Hey.....I've got a great idea for a movie treatment".........?????????????
Someone smack Hollywood upside the head for me! I can't waste my time!
ROFLMFAO!
Cheyanne
08-06-2003, 07:28 PM
LMAO Lixy..... this is soooooooo true.... but better watch out - Godzilla is, from my understanding, going to have a cameo in the Freddie & Jason movie. Apparantly he is Jason's true father.....
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
**flames are inserted here** "Jason......... Jaaaaaaaasonnnnnnnn, **snort**
I am your faaaaaaaaather
** more flames**
FussyPucker
08-07-2003, 04:14 AM
Hey I'm still recovering from the fact that they've had the cheek to make Jeepers Creepers 2!! I mean come on the first on was so bad I just laughed and hurled abuse at the cinema screen !
I'm just waiting for them to remake Gone with the Wind staring J-Lo and Ben Affleck! *shudders*
Slow Ride
08-07-2003, 06:34 AM
yeah Hollywould is running outta ideas............how many times can Jason & Freddy die? Didn't Jason even get his head cut off?
Hey Lixy........I have an Idea !!!!........why don't you and I make a movie.........we can direct it and star in it....but
it would have to be a porno flick.........I'd buy it;)
can we start undressed rehearsals ASAP ?
skipthisone
08-07-2003, 07:28 AM
Hmmmm...Hollywood and original Ideas......they dont go together.... The Communist theme songs play too loud, no good thoughts can get through.
IAKaraokeGirl
08-07-2003, 07:33 AM
Better get one of Fussy's thought shields.
2-4-tea
08-07-2003, 11:46 AM
I was disapointed with Jason vs Freddy but I do wonder if Michael Myers gets the winner
darogle
08-08-2003, 05:31 PM
Just another glaring example of the entertainment industry thinking of the lowest common denominator as a high standard.
Reality TV, bubblegum music, recycled movie plots...AKKKKKK!!! It's about enough to make you want to take up reading... :)
Cheyanne
08-08-2003, 08:30 PM
.........but, just think of all those teenagers just coming of age now who have never seen the first movies that Freddy and Jason were in............ :eek:
skipthisone
08-08-2003, 08:33 PM
How about the rumor that Brittany Spears will be Daisy Duke in the Dukes Of Hazard Movie??
Cheyanne
08-08-2003, 08:38 PM
***Shudders***
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey dammit!!! I actually WANT too see the Freddy/Jason movie. I mean Jason X was one of the funniest things I've seen in a LOOONG time. This will probably be one of the funniest movies of all time!
dadaist
08-09-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by skipthisone
How about the rumor that Brittany Spears will be Daisy Duke in the Dukes Of Hazard Movie??
Yep:
Britney Spears has been approached to don some impossibly tight hotpants and star as Daisy Duke in a big screen remake of The Dukes of Hazzard.
According to Hollywoodreporter.com, Dude, Where's My Car? star Ashton Kutcher and The Fast And The Furious's Paul Walker will play Daisy's cousins Bo and Luke Duke.
The role of the boys' nemesis Boss Hog will be played by Anthony Anderson.
And how about the Starsky and Hutch movie rumors?
Shall we start a poll/betting pool for which 70s/80s (live action) show is next?
LixyChick
08-09-2003, 01:16 PM
What's next? Baretta? *ca coo coo coo coo coo.....Don't do the crime if you can't do the time......oh yeah.....don't do it!) Starring....Joe Pesche (sp?) as Tony Baretta........Oh no....wait! Let's make it......Madonna as Antoinette Baretta........with her white cock sidekick, Fred! ***I know it was a cockatoo***
The Mod Squad? Oh....oops.......didn't they do that already?
dadaist
08-09-2003, 03:14 PM
yeah mod squad came and went with barely a notice
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