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skipthisone
07-23-2003, 06:29 AM
Well not exactly one, but have decided to go with a group of blow up doll pics I have found...thought I better give the suggestions..

List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll

1. Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices"
2. Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back.
3. Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway.
4. Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen
5. Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new "friend".
6. Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear "Love Orifice" Leave in the sun.
7. Dare friends to eat baby ruth.
8. Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string.
9. Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money.
10. Makes a good scarecrow.


Have an idea to add?
south
07-23-2003, 10:17 AM
Hey I got a good one how about put your dick into it?? yeah and then twirl it like a pinwheel and then jump off of a roof and see if it acts like a propeller ...start with a small roof...or how about fill it with Elmers' Wood Glue and tape it to your closest NFL teams training sled and watch the fun ensue!
skipthisone
07-23-2003, 10:24 AM
South, you are a sick puppy..or potatoe...your choice ;)
babybunny
07-23-2003, 11:23 AM
Makes a good pool float? :)
skipthisone
07-23-2003, 11:45 AM
The kind you straddle?
Steph
07-23-2003, 11:55 AM
-good pillow in the bath
-bring her as your guest to weddings so you can get an extra meal
skipthisone
07-23-2003, 11:58 AM
Always hate leaning back in the tub and my ear falls into her "like real" plastic vaginal pathway...
cowgirltease
07-23-2003, 12:16 PM
I personally want to see a pic of you riding a motorcycle with her!!!!! LOL
mindboxer505
07-23-2003, 12:21 PM
take it too a hospital and sneak it on a bed and ask a doctor to examine her
Cobalt
07-23-2003, 12:39 PM
stick up in your yard, just to watch the traffic as they go by
mindboxer505
07-23-2003, 12:50 PM
match a female one with a male one and set them in a park, having sex
skipthisone
07-23-2003, 12:58 PM
Has anyone ever scene Texas Dildo Masquerade???

They had that Mindboxer...all over graves.
rabbit
07-23-2003, 02:55 PM
I liked the Planet of the Apes av you had up a few days ago...pretty funny!


rabbit
Scarecrow
07-23-2003, 04:39 PM
#10 huh
skipthisone
07-23-2003, 06:06 PM
A date for you bud ;)
jennaflower
07-23-2003, 10:00 PM
I think I am about to resort to putting one on my Xmas wish list for Santa this year..
Lilith
07-24-2003, 12:08 AM
Bad news skippy while you are away your avs are straying




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