Feeding the bears!

[RandyGal]

Gonna go to da zoo today and feed the polar bears! Ya got to love an animal who eats his zoo-mates. (last summer we watched the polar bears EAT a peacock that got into their cage by accident! Crude but interesting I guess.)

OK color me sick, but my grand daughter and I are hoping for more excitement today at the zoo.... :p

Let's just hope the excitement isn't because one of US falls into the cage. LOL LOL



If ya don't see me for a week, you'll know that I became a polar bear snack today. :fly:
(anyone want me to bring back some zoo-doo? we use it for fertilzer in our garden!)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Shhhhhh! Don't tell pantyfanatic! He has a thing for white bears. :D

[lakritze]

Have a great time at the ZOO.Watch out for the shit throwing chimps.I hear they are improving their aim.

[Eros]

Monkeys fling poo.

[Cheyanne]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Shhhhhh! Don't tell pantyfanatic! He has a thing for white bears. :D

............but, polar bears aren't found in the woods... lol :eek:

[skipthisone]

But...is wood found on polar bears?

[Midnight Kiss]

Have fun, just be careful and don't get too close we don't want to lose you to the bears.

[FussyPucker]

Did someone say something about bears and eating ? :D:D

[biggreenwave]

Hope the zoo trip was a fun one. Please don't accidently give yourself up to a polar bear as a snack...I'd much rather enjoy having you as a "snack" if there is to be any kind of "eating" going on.

The zoo is a trippy place to hang out. I always love standing back a bit and watching the animals viewing the humans...sometimes they make you wonder! Always a treat to catch a pair of any species screwing and then subsequently watch the parents squirm as they try to explain to the youngest of the kids just what those animals are up to ;)

[gekkogecko]

I have to confess, I married a mammal.

My wife is a bear.

Strangely enough, I don't mind when I get eaten by a bear.

[kleclere]

RG I hope you make it home safe. You and your grand daughter have fun. I would also like to cast my vote for eatting you instead of the bears eatting you.

[LixyChick]

I haven't been to a zoo since I was 6 years old! I got the urge to let the animals out and I made the mistake of telling my mother! I just felt so sorry for them......pacing and waiting and waiting and pacing!

Oops! My feelings.....I didn't mean to inflict them on anyone! Hope you hade fun RG!

[jennaflower]

Damn.. just reading the title of this thread I was hoping that by opening the thread I would witness something to do with BigBear57 pleasuring some lucky lady orally... damn it.. LOL

[BigBear57]

I tried, I tried.. I asked half of Pixie's and nobody's interested in a bear tongue
I guess I could take a pic of me licking Lixxy's av LOL

[jennaflower]

Oh BigBear57.. me thinks you aren't paying attention to the hints then... LOL

[RandyGal]

We're home, but imagine my disappointment at NOT being eaten!

I am SO bummed........

the polar bears were frisky today though . I think it's the cool weather.
*to us, being AWAKE is considered being FRISKY!* LOL LOL

[jennaflower]

What a great pic RandyGal... glad to hear the polar bears were frisky...

and I share in your disappointment in not being eaten.. :) LOL

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Shhhhhh! Don't tell pantyfanatic! He has a thing for white bears. :D I never even think about them white bears in the woods:rolleyes:




(anyone want me to bring back some zoo-doo? we use it for fertilzer in our garden!)
No thanks. I don't want to have to be picking through that with a stick to find you.:eek: I'm just happy you made it back alright.:)

[kleclere]

RAndyGal my offer still stand to eat you. She is going to be a looker just like grandma.

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by RandyGal
(last summer we watched the polar bears EAT a peacock that got into their cage by accident! Crude but interesting I guess.)

OK... thanks for the laugh... that is one of the funniest things I have read in a long while!

[RandyGal]

Actually, we checked out the bears living quarters to see if we could find any peacock feathers today. :p

Kind of wish the bears would have eaten a few...they were noisy birdy-bastards and they kept coming AT us! EEK!!

[PantyFanatic]

I bet he tastes just like chicken.:) Did you see the size of that peacock?:eek:

[Cheyanne]

LOL.. are you tempting me????

[Ozling]

heya randygal! thosa bars are quite da slippeerryy character ya! because theya smaaarrrtar than thee ahverahge bar!

[LixyChick]

Oh damn! I wish I remembered to tell you this before you went off to the zoo.........

NEVER, EVER, FEED A BEAR MARSHMALLOW'S THAT YOU ARE HOLDING BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!

Whew! I feel better now! So remember that the next time you go to the zoo........k?