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jennaflower
03-26-2003, 10:16 PM
I think the picture says it all...
Lilith
03-27-2003, 10:16 AM
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> I came, I saw, Iran.
>
> Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
> exercise program?
> Each morning you raise your hands above your head
> and leave them there.
>
> What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> Two days.
>
> What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
> common?
> They both have Kurds in their way.
>
> What is the best Iraqi job?
> Foreign ambassador.
>
> Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
> fighter pilots?
> You only have to teach them to take off.
>
> How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> ... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10 ... B-2
>
> What is Iraq's national bird?
> Duck.
>
> What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
> common?
> They both want to know where the hell those
> Tomahawks are coming from!
>
> Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
> So they can see their Air Force.
jseal
03-27-2003, 10:26 AM
Ladies,

That's harsh!
Sharni
03-27-2003, 01:09 PM
LOL
PantyFanatic
03-27-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by jseal
Ladies,

That's harsh!

Doesn’t matter how we got there now.
Don’t want to go back.
Do it right!
m45
03-27-2003, 06:18 PM
Should of done it right the first time.
It is going to be sad to see how many young men this war takes.
This is not no cake walk.
This will be in the streets fighting.
Keep an eye on the backside...

Anyone for Bingo?????
First number is B-2
Scarecrow
03-27-2003, 08:37 PM
The next number is A-10
Oldfart
03-29-2003, 06:42 AM
Seguay to B-1.
rabbit
03-29-2003, 07:46 PM
hehehehe...that fucker is getting what he deserves...a cruise missile enema!

rabbit
signman
03-29-2003, 10:15 PM
I was in the airforce during the first trip and I we should have cleaned his clock then. I was a little bit undecided as to wether we should have gone back in. But now that he allows his troop to kill civilians when the are fleeing cities and fighting I have more resolve than ever that we should kick his ass. There would not be a torture good (or bad) enough for him.
jseal
03-30-2003, 05:33 AM
Signman,

There will be time enough to try the Iraqis criminals. First and foremost, free the Iraqi people.
Irish
03-30-2003, 03:34 PM
I hope people realise that I'm just fooling around,as usual!These
figures show just how rediculous the people are that say that this
war is for oil:
Q.what amount of oil,is imported from the mid-east to the US?
A.Approx.13%
Q.what country in the world has the largest oil stores?
A.Canada
The only conclusion,in that case,would be to call the troops,back from Iraq & attack Canada.(complete foolishness!) Irish