DallasLiving
03-15-2003, 12:05 PM
Ok, before I catch any slack. LOL. I am posting these that I got in an email for Blondecurlgirl, and figured some others would like to see them. They were sent to me in an email by a friend, so without further ado, here they are.
Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together and got back at the
brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge:
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
And the last one that I heard along time ago, for the comeback to a Blonde Joke.
Why are there so many Blonde Jokes?
It gives Brunettes and Redheads something to do on a Friday and Saturday night.
LOL. (Going and hiding before the tomatoes and other vegetables get thrown at me)
Enjoy.
Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together and got back at the
brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge:
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
And the last one that I heard along time ago, for the comeback to a Blonde Joke.
Why are there so many Blonde Jokes?
It gives Brunettes and Redheads something to do on a Friday and Saturday night.
LOL. (Going and hiding before the tomatoes and other vegetables get thrown at me)
Enjoy.