View Full Version : Dirty Phrases
Roostah
02-12-2003, 12:03 AM
I want to start a thread where everyone writes down dirty, awful phrases they hate...
such as:
dry clean only
let's see what else we get!
gekkogecko
02-12-2003, 12:10 AM
Mud in your eye
LixyChick
02-12-2003, 06:46 AM
I'm down wid dat!
Arrggggggggg!!!!
skipthisone
02-12-2003, 06:56 AM
Word
Steph
02-12-2003, 12:49 PM
I'll do it later, honey.
Oldfart
02-12-2003, 01:19 PM
Read instructions before opening.
Sugarsprinkles
02-13-2003, 04:22 AM
If elected I promise...................................
Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy.
I don't care, what do you wanna do?
Irish
02-13-2003, 10:18 AM
Do not remove under penalty of law! Irish
not tonight dear I have a head ach
Oldfart
02-13-2003, 01:28 PM
may require some assembly
Scarlett
02-13-2003, 03:19 PM
Amount overdue... pay immediately
Irish
02-13-2003, 03:41 PM
Assembled by professionals!
In other words,anyone who works there that isn't busy at the
moment. Irish
celticangel
02-13-2003, 04:18 PM
I don't want to worry you......but..............
souls_cry2000
02-13-2003, 04:20 PM
1-You're too nice.
2-Let's just be friends.
3-Cool Beans.
4-(Anything that begins this way) I'm not that type...
Lilith
02-13-2003, 04:22 PM
NO:o:o:rolleyes:
It's no biggy - personally hate that phrase
Oh no, I don't swallow.... YUCK!!
dicksbro
02-13-2003, 06:10 PM
DiTech
ryder
02-13-2003, 06:18 PM
'Click here to opt out'
'I'm from revenue Canada & I'm here to help'
Phrases I absolutely cannot stand are...
Talk to the hand!
Whatever!
Like...what's your point?
I just assumed...
and........Would you LIKE to loan me some money??????
BamaKyttn
02-13-2003, 08:22 PM
you don't love me anymore do you...
Does this _______ make me look Fat?
soooooo, notice anything different?
Phone rings "Ms. Kyttn, we need you to come down to XYZ Hospital for some testing."
Scarlett
02-13-2003, 09:33 PM
I hate to interrupt you, but...
ryder
02-13-2003, 11:02 PM
'Would you like cheese on that?' If I want cheese I'll ask for it!!!!
Booger
02-13-2003, 11:52 PM
whhaatsss uup
dm383
02-14-2003, 11:17 AM
(In a bar) "Would you like a drink sir?"
or, in a cafe.........
"Black coffee sir...... milk/cream with that?"
Aaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DM
Toreador
02-14-2003, 11:22 PM
Are you gay?
you know my sexuality is my business fuckoff...... a "lady" at work asked me that grrrr.
Lilith
02-14-2003, 11:28 PM
"These cuffs are too tight" :rolleyes:
"How much longer are you gonna leave me hanging here like this?":(:o
DarkRaven
02-15-2003, 12:30 AM
"we need to talk..."
"d00d, dat r0><0rs j00r b0><ors" (yes, I know, I'm hanging out on too many message boards populated by 14 year olds)
that's about all I can think of. That and just about anything you find on the message boards at GameFAQs.com
Peacelul
02-15-2003, 12:32 PM
d00d, dat r0><0rs j00r b0><ors
Know what you mean, my "faves" are:
I OWNZ JOO and 1337 haxxor or some such crap.
To be young again.........
monkee_dancer
02-16-2003, 01:34 PM
kay here are some that i hate
[that i don't think have been listed yet, cause i can't stand any of em either]
- suhweet [it was cool till like i turned 18 and 60 y/o ppl started sayin it]
-honey [okay strangers sayin this gives me the creeps]
-gimme sugar [meanin as a kiss... strangely redneck]
-bubba [nuff said]
- can you double bag that?
-oops, i forgot to use my coupon, can i
-hott
-phat
-avril rawkx
-wudup
-wot
-webbie
- i am so hott
- who want's to talk to a hott cheerleader [in chat]
- voulez vous choucer avec moi, ce soir
- omg, loook at the calories in that
- she is sooo fat
okay, that is all that i can think of
hey sumtimes i like to spell stuff odd
like kewl
and use words like dude, nifty, spiffy n what not
Roostah
02-19-2003, 10:42 AM
how about "can I ask you a question"
didn't you just do that?
MilkToast
02-19-2003, 06:06 PM
it's quiting time... heading for the door, coat is on... "got a minute?"
Vicious Tease
02-20-2003, 02:47 AM
A friend spends 10 minutes explaining, in great detail, some "terrible drama" she is suffering through ... I say, "I'm sorry" ... and the reply ...
"It's not your fault." (Makes me crazy)
Even worse:
Are you upset? No.
Are you angry with me? No.
Did I do something to upset you? No.
What are you upset about? Nothing.
Are you sure you aren't angry? Yes.
Just tell me what's wrong ... Nothing.
What's bothering you? Nothing.
Are you OK? Yes
Did you have a bad day? No.
Do you want me to leave you alone? *sigh* Yes.
I knew you were mad at me!
Quickest way to make me mad is to insist that I already am!
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